Crit Happens – RPG Tabletop Mug

Description

From the Bar of the Broken Die Inn

Some mornings begin with promise.
Some begin with regret.
And some begin with the clear understanding that the dice have already made up their mind.

This “Crit Happens” tavern mug is for those mornings.

Crafted of sturdy ceramic and built for daily use, it’s the mug Bear keeps close at hand for adventurers nursing bruised pride, Dungeon Masters rethinking encounter balance, and anyone who’s ever rolled a one before breakfast. It holds your coffee, tea, or restorative brew steady while you regroup, re-roll, and pretend you meant for that to happen.

It’s safe for the dish tubs, tolerant of the warming box, and tough enough to survive long campaigns — much like the folk who drink from it.

Best suited for:

• Adventurers recovering from critical failures

• Dungeon Masters who warned you

• Early mornings after late sessions

• Anyone who knows luck is fickle

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Ceramic construction

• 11 oz: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter

• 15 oz: 4.7″ (12 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter

• 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Bear’s Advice:
Drink up, steady your hands, and roll again. Yesterday’s failure is tomorrow’s story.

Because in this inn — and in life —
sometimes you triumph, sometimes you fail…
and sometimes? Crit happens.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!