Wizard — Fireball is the answer! —Arcane Everyday Tee

Description

From the Common Room of the Broken Die Inn

I’ve hosted a lot of wizards in my time.
Brilliant minds, arcane theories, ancient tomes… and every last one of them reaches the same conclusion eventually.

Fireball.

This shirt is for the spellcaster who doesn’t waste time debating solutions when a perfectly good explosion will do. Whether the problem is goblins, locked doors, or an argument that’s gone on far too long, the answer is already prepared.

Cut from sturdy cotton and shaped to keep its form through travel, tavern smoke, and repeated washings, this tee is fit for long nights of study, dungeon delving, and post-adventure boasting by the hearth.

Recommended for:

• Wizards with high Intelligence and questionable restraint

• Adventurers who solve problems in a 20-foot radius

• Dungeon Masters who knew this was coming

• Anyone who believes collateral damage is just math

Notes from the Innkeeper

• 100% cotton, with blended fibers for certain dye lots

• Holds its shape better than most apprentice spells

• Reinforced seams for when things… escalate

• Blank garments sourced from many corners of the realm

Fair Warning:
White may appear slightly off-white, and Natural cloth shows flecks — much like ash after a well-cast spell.

Wear it proudly.
Ask fewer questions.
And remember: if you can’t solve the problem…
you’re probably not using enough fire.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!