Barbarian — Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE! — Battle-Ready Everyday Tee

Description

From the Broken Bench Outside the Broken Die Inn

Some folk talk things through.
Some folk journal.
And some folk grab the nearest problem and hit it until they feel better.

This “Barbarian: Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE!” shirt is for that last sort.

Worn by warriors who process emotions at full volume, this tee is a proud declaration of the Barbarian mindset: feelings are real, problems are temporary, and Rage is always prepared. Whether you’re charging into battle, smashing tankards in celebration, or just dealing with the everyday trials of the world, this shirt lets everyone know your coping mechanism is extremely effective.

Cut from sturdy cotton and built to hold its shape through long campaigns, hard fights, and repeated washings, it layers easily under armor, hoodies, or whatever passes for protection when things get loud.

It won’t calm you down.
That’s not the point.

Best worn by:

• Barbarians who skip the talking phase
• Adventurers who believe Rage is self-care
• Players who dumped Wisdom and never looked back
• Anyone whose solution involves yelling first

Innkeeper’s Notes

• 100% cotton (blended for certain colors, depending on dye)
• Structured fit that keeps its shape
• Reinforced seams at sleeves and bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Blank garments sourced from many corners of the realm

Fair Warnings from Bear:

• White cloth may appear slightly off-white — blame the fabric, not spilled ale
• Natural cloth includes dark flecks, much like ash after a productive outburst

Wear it loud. Feel it fully.
Because for a Barbarian, Rage isn’t a problem —
it’s the solution.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!