Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Dark Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

Description

From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn

Every rogue needs a good cloak.
Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear.

This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on the inside, sturdy on the outside, and warm enough for cold alleys or colder dungeon corridors, it’s built for long nights and quick exits.

The front pouch pocket is ideal for warming hands, hiding dice, or temporarily “holding” items that weren’t yours a moment ago. The hood pulls low when discretion is required, and the fit keeps things streamlined — because bulk is bad for stealth.

Best worn when:

• Slipping through city streets after dark
• Rolling stealth checks in drafty taverns
• Traveling light but staying warm
• You’ve optimized everything… including your wardrobe

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Soft cotton face with a warm blended interior
• Front pouch pocket for hands, gear, or secrets
• Matching drawstrings and a well-shaped hood
• Reinforced back patch for durability

Fit Warning from Bear:
This hooded cloak runs a bit snug. If you prefer freedom of movement — or plan to layer armor underneath — order one size larger than usual.

Stay warm. Stay quiet.
And remember: a properly min-maxed rogue never shivers.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!