Wizard’s Fireball Cap — Low-Profile Arcane Headwear

Description

From the Hat Peg by the Hearth at the Broken Die Inn

You can always tell a wizard by the scorch marks… or by the confidence with which they wear their spell of choice.

This cap bears the image of a wizard mid-cast, loosing a fireball with the kind of certainty that says “I didn’t ask how big the room was.” It’s the sort of headwear favored by spellcasters who believe subtlety is overrated and that most problems improve dramatically once they’re on fire.

Soft-crowned and easy-wearing, this low-profile cap sits comfortably through long days on the road, late nights at the table, and heated debates about spell slots. The curved visor keeps the sun out of your eyes, and the adjustable strap makes sure it fits most heads — pointy hats notwithstanding.

Best worn by:

• Wizards with a favorite solution
• Dungeon Masters who saw this coming
• Adventurers who respect the 20-foot radius
• Anyone who likes their style a little… explosive

Innkeeper’s Notes

• 100% cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
• Pre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure
• Matching undervisor and sweatband
• Fits most heads (22.83″ / 58 cm circumference)

Bear’s Advice:
Wearing this won’t make your fireballs stronger — but folk will definitely assume they are.

Keep your head covered. Keep your spells prepared.
And remember: when in doubt… add fire.