Crit Happens — Women’s Micro Rib Raglan Baby Tee

Description

From the Mirror Behind the Bar at the Broken Die Inn

Some days you dress for battle.
Some days you dress for comfort.
And some days you dress knowing full well the dice are going to betray you — but you’ll look good anyway.

This “Crit Happens” fitted baby tee is for adventurers who roll with confidence, even when fate rolls poorly. Cut close to the body with a soft ribbed weave and a sporty raglan sleeve, it’s the sort of shirt that pairs just as well with a casual stroll through town as it does with a long night around the gaming table.

The fabric’s got stretch where you need it, structure where it counts, and a fit that stays true even after many washings — because the only thing that should shrink is your hit point total.

Best worn by:

• Adventurers who embrace both style and chaos

• Players who crit hard or fail harder

• Dice goblins with excellent taste

• Anyone who knows luck is fickle, but fashion shouldn’t be

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Soft micro rib fabric with a comfortable stretch

• Fitted silhouette with a flattering, mid-length cut

• Raglan sleeves with contrast coloring for a sporty look

• Pre-shrunk to keep its shape through many adventures

• 52% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 5.4 oz/yd² (183 g/m²)

Bear’s Advice:
If the roll goes wrong, shrug it off. The shirt will still fit just right.

Look sharp. Roll again.
Because even when fate fumbles…
Crit happens.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!