From the Spell-Safe End of the Bar at the Broken Die Inn – Wizard’s Fireball Mug

Some folk start their day with calm intentions.
Wizards start theirs already knowing which spell they’re going to use.

This mug bears the mark of decisive arcana: the word Wizard, with a lone robed silhouette standing in for the i, arm raised and fireball already in flight. No hesitation. No follow-up questions. Just a clear statement of magical philosophy.

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug, glossy and dependable, built to survive daily use, repeated reheating, and long conversations about whether this was really necessary. Perfect for coffee before a dungeon crawl, tea after the smoke clears, or whatever restorative brew you favor between castings.

Best used by:

• Wizards who always prepare Fireball
• Adventurers who solve problems in a 20-foot radius
• Dungeon Masters who knew this was coming
• Anyone who believes subtlety is overrated

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Ceramic construction with a vivid, lasting print
• Lead- and BPA-free materials
• 11 oz: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) tall × 3.2″ (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) tall × 3.3″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Bear’s Advice:
If someone asks what spell you’re drinking out of…
they already know the answer.

Sip steady. Prepare spells.
And remember — when in doubt… add fire.