From the Back Table of the Broken Die Inn – Rogue T-shirt

You can always spot a rogue by the way they sit.
Back to the wall. Exit in sight. Pockets heavier than they were five minutes ago.

This “Rogue: Min-Maxed for Mischief” RPG inspired  shirt is for the sort of adventurer who plans three moves ahead, optimizes everything, and somehow walks away richer when things go wrong. It’s a quiet boast, stitched into sturdy cloth — a warning to locks, traps, and unsuspecting coin purses everywhere.

Cut from dependable cotton and shaped to keep its form through long roads, late nights, and repeated washings, this tee layers cleanly under cloaks, jackets, or hoodies. It’s comfortable enough for game night, sharp enough for everyday wear, and subtle enough not to draw attention… until you want it to.

Best worn by:

• Rogues who always roll with advantage

• Players who know their build is flawless

• Adventurers who prefer cunning over brute force

• Anyone who believes preparation is a weapon

Innkeeper’s Notes

• 100% cotton (blended for certain colors, depending on the dye)

• Structured fit that keeps its shape

• Reinforced seams at sleeves and hem

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fair Warnings from Bear:

• White cloth may lean off-white — blame the fabric, not illusion magic

• Natural cloth bears dark flecks, like dust from a well-traveled road

Wear it light. Think ahead.
Because a properly built rogue doesn’t leave things to chance —
they leave them to planning.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!