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From the Hook by the Back Door of the Broken Die Inn If you see a squirrel watching you from the rafters, don’t worry. It’s probably just checking your credentials. This low profile cap bears the simple mark of the wild: “Druid”, stitched clean and clear, accompanied by a squirrel who knows more than it…
From the Hat Peg by the Hearth at the Broken Die Inn You can always tell a wizard by the scorch marks… or by the confidence with which they wear their spell of choice. This cap bears the image of a wizard mid-cast, loosing a fireball with the kind of certainty that says “I didn’t…
From the Broken Bench Outside the Broken Die Inn Some folk talk things through. Some folk journal. And some folk grab the nearest problem and hit it until they feel better. This “Barbarian: Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE!” shirt is for that last sort. Worn by warriors who process emotions at full volume, this…
From the Spell-Safe End of the Bar at the Broken Die Inn – Wizard’s Fireball Mug Some folk start their day with calm intentions. Wizards start theirs already knowing which spell they’re going to use. This mug bears the mark of decisive arcana: the word Wizard, with a lone robed silhouette standing in for the…
From the Upper Hat Shelf at the Broken Die Inn – The Wizard Fireball Beanie You can always tell a wizard by two things: their confidence… and their preferred solution. This fisherman-style watchcap bears the word Wizard, stitched bold and clear — with a single exception. Where the “i” should be stands a robed wizard…
From the Quiet Corner of the Broken Die Inn (Where the Wildlife Listens) Some folk hear chittering and see chaos. A druid hears warnings, gossip, and the exact location of the best acorns in town. This “Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” sweatshirt is worn by those who understand the wild has a…
From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…
From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…
From the Spell-Singed Benches of the Broken Die Inn I’ve heard wizards argue theory for hours. I’ve seen them consult tomes thicker than shields. And I’ve watched every last one of them reach the same conclusion when things went sideways. Fireball. This “Fireball Is the Answer! What Was the Question?” sweatshirt is for the spellcaster…
From the Coat Rack Near the Back Door of the Broken Die Inn A good rogue knows two things: stay warm, and don’t draw attention — at least not until it’s useful. This Rogue’s Watchcap is favored by scouts, cutpurses, and quietly competent troublemakers who prefer their gear simple, reliable, and easy to blend in….
From the Morning Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some days start calm.Some start loud.And some start with a roll so bad you need something bright just to soften the blow. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug carries its warning loud and clear, trimmed in bold color along the rim, handle, and inside — a little…
From the Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some mornings begin with promise.Some begin with regret.And some begin with the clear understanding that the dice have already made up their mind. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug is for those mornings. Crafted of sturdy ceramic and built for daily use, it’s the mug Bear keeps close…
From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…
From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…
From the Mirror Behind the Bar at the Broken Die Inn Some days you dress for battle.Some days you dress for comfort.And some days you dress knowing full well the dice are going to betray you — but you’ll look good anyway. This “Crit Happens” fitted baby tee is for adventurers who roll with confidence,…
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