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  • barbarian rage t-shirt, front - sport greybarbarian rage t-shirt, front left - sport grey

    Barbarian — Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE! — Battle-Ready Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From the Broken Bench Outside the Broken Die Inn Some folk talk things through. Some folk journal. And some folk grab the nearest problem and hit it until they feel better. This “Barbarian: Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE!” shirt is for that last sort. Worn by warriors who process emotions at full volume, this…

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  • crit happens mug with color inside, 11 oz, left - bluecrit happens mug with color inside, 11 oz, left - black

    Crit Happens – Color-Accent RPG Tabletop Mug

    Price range: $20.00 through $24.00

    From the Morning Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some days start calm.Some start loud.And some start with a roll so bad you need something bright just to soften the blow. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug carries its warning loud and clear, trimmed in bold color along the rim, handle, and inside — a little…

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  • crit happens mug 20 oz, left - whitecrit happens mug 11 oz, left - white

    Crit Happens – RPG Tabletop Mug

    Price range: $18.00 through $25.00

    From the Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some mornings begin with promise.Some begin with regret.And some begin with the clear understanding that the dice have already made up their mind. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug is for those mornings. Crafted of sturdy ceramic and built for daily use, it’s the mug Bear keeps close…

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  • Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens dark t-shirt, front - purplecrit happens dark tee, front 2 - purple

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, front - white baby bluecrit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, model - white baby blue

    Crit Happens — Women’s Micro Rib Raglan Baby Tee

    $32.00

    From the Mirror Behind the Bar at the Broken Die Inn Some days you dress for battle.Some days you dress for comfort.And some days you dress knowing full well the dice are going to betray you — but you’ll look good anyway. This “Crit Happens” fitted baby tee is for adventurers who roll with confidence,…

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