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  • barbarian rage t-shirt, front - sport greybarbarian rage t-shirt, front left - sport grey

    Barbarian — Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE! — Battle-Ready Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From the Broken Bench Outside the Broken Die Inn Some folk talk things through. Some folk journal. And some folk grab the nearest problem and hit it until they feel better. This “Barbarian: Therapy? No Thanks. I’ve Got RAGE!” shirt is for that last sort. Worn by warriors who process emotions at full volume, this…

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  • wizard mug, 11 oz - stackedwizard mug, 11 oz - handle left

    Wizard’s Fireball Mug — Spell Prepared

    Price range: $18.00 through $25.00

    From the Spell-Safe End of the Bar at the Broken Die Inn – Wizard’s Fireball Mug Some folk start their day with calm intentions. Wizards start theirs already knowing which spell they’re going to use. This mug bears the mark of decisive arcana: the word Wizard, with a lone robed silhouette standing in for the…

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  • wizard beanie, upright - petrol bluewizard beanie, worn by man - petrol blue

    Wizard’s Watchcap — Fireball Prepared Beanie

    $30.00

    From the Upper Hat Shelf at the Broken Die Inn – The Wizard Fireball Beanie You can always tell a wizard by two things: their confidence… and their preferred solution. This fisherman-style watchcap bears the word Wizard, stitched bold and clear — with a single exception. Where the “i” should be stands a robed wizard…

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  • wizard sweatshirt, flat lay - cardinalwizard sweatshirt, worn by man - cardinal

    Wizard — Fireball Is the Answer — Arcane Fleece Premium Dark Sweatshirt

    $45.00

    From the Spell-Singed Benches of the Broken Die Inn I’ve heard wizards argue theory for hours. I’ve seen them consult tomes thicker than shields. And I’ve watched every last one of them reach the same conclusion when things went sideways. Fireball. This “Fireball Is the Answer! What Was the Question?” sweatshirt is for the spellcaster…

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  • rogue hoodie, flat lay - dusty roserogue hoodie, left front - dusty rose

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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  • rogue hoodie, flat lay - team royalrogue dark hoodie, left front - team royal

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Dark Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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  • rogue travel mug, front - 40 ozrogue travel mug, front 2 - 40 oz

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Travel Mug with Handle

    Price range: $36.00 through $46.00

    From the Counter of the Broken Die Inn If you see a hooded figure slip out the door at dawn with one of these in hand, don’t ask questions. They’ve already checked your pockets. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” travel mug is favored by scouts, spies, lockpickers, and anyone who believes preparation is just another…

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  • Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens dark t-shirt, front - purplecrit happens dark tee, front 2 - purple

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, front - white baby bluecrit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, model - white baby blue

    Crit Happens — Women’s Micro Rib Raglan Baby Tee

    $32.00

    From the Mirror Behind the Bar at the Broken Die Inn Some days you dress for battle.Some days you dress for comfort.And some days you dress knowing full well the dice are going to betray you — but you’ll look good anyway. This “Crit Happens” fitted baby tee is for adventurers who roll with confidence,…

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