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  • druid sweatshirt, flat lay - navy blazerdruid sweatshirt, worn by man - navy blazer

    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker Sweatshirt

    $45.00

    From the Quiet Corner of the Broken Die Inn (Where the Wildlife Listens) Some folk hear chittering and see chaos. A druid hears warnings, gossip, and the exact location of the best acorns in town. This “Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” sweatshirt is worn by those who understand the wild has a…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker’s Hooded Cloak

    $55.00

    From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…

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    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker’s Dark Hooded Cloak

    $55.00

    From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring) You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen. This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging…

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  • rogue hoodie, flat lay - dusty roserogue hoodie, left front - dusty rose

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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  • rogue hoodie, flat lay - team royalrogue dark hoodie, left front - team royal

    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Dark Hooded Cloak (Disguised as a Hoodie)

    $55.00

    From the Hearth of the Broken Die Inn Every rogue needs a good cloak. Some just happen to look suspiciously like modern streetwear. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” hooded garment is a favorite among cutpurses, scouts, and those who insist their build is perfectly balanced despite what the rest of the party says. Soft on…

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    Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Travel Mug with Handle

    Price range: $36.00 through $46.00

    From the Counter of the Broken Die Inn If you see a hooded figure slip out the door at dawn with one of these in hand, don’t ask questions. They’ve already checked your pockets. This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” travel mug is favored by scouts, spies, lockpickers, and anyone who believes preparation is just another…

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  • druid t-shirt, front - irish greendruid t-shirt, front 2 - irish green

    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Adventurer’s Everyday Tee

    $28.00

    From The Broken Die Inn Common Room You wouldn’t believe how many secrets a squirrel knows. Over the years I’ve seen more than a few leaf-cloaked wanderers stroll into the Broken Die Inn, pockets full of acorns, whispering to things that most folk would just shoo away. Every single one of them swears the same…

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  • druid dark t-shirt, front - heliconiadruid dark t-shirt, front 2 - heliconia

    Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark Tee

    $28.00

    From The Broken Die Inn Common Room You wouldn’t believe how many secrets a squirrel knows. Over the years I’ve seen more than a few leaf-cloaked wanderers stroll into the Broken Die Inn, pockets full of acorns, whispering to things that most folk would just shoo away. Every single one of them swears the same…

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    Crit Happens – 32 oz Insulated Adventure Bottle

    $42.00

    From the Road Rack at the Broken Die Inn I’ve seen brave souls survive dragons, dungeons, and dice that hated them from the start — then collapse because they forgot to drink water. This “Crit Happens” hydration flask is for adventurers who plan ahead, even when fate doesn’t. Built of double-walled steel and sealed tight,…

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    Crit Happens – Color-Accent RPG Tabletop Mug

    Price range: $20.00 through $24.00

    From the Morning Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some days start calm.Some start loud.And some start with a roll so bad you need something bright just to soften the blow. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug carries its warning loud and clear, trimmed in bold color along the rim, handle, and inside — a little…

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    Crit Happens – RPG Tabletop Mug

    Price range: $18.00 through $25.00

    From the Bar of the Broken Die Inn Some mornings begin with promise.Some begin with regret.And some begin with the clear understanding that the dice have already made up their mind. This “Crit Happens” tavern mug is for those mornings. Crafted of sturdy ceramic and built for daily use, it’s the mug Bear keeps close…

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  • Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens dark t-shirt, front - purplecrit happens dark tee, front 2 - purple

    Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark T-shirt

    $28.00

    From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn Every adventurer learns it sooner or later. You plan.You prepare.You roll with confidence. …and then the dice laugh. This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and…

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  • crit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, front - white baby bluecrit happens women's micro rib raglan baby tee, model - white baby blue

    Crit Happens — Women’s Micro Rib Raglan Baby Tee

    $32.00

    From the Mirror Behind the Bar at the Broken Die Inn Some days you dress for battle.Some days you dress for comfort.And some days you dress knowing full well the dice are going to betray you — but you’ll look good anyway. This “Crit Happens” fitted baby tee is for adventurers who roll with confidence,…

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