Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Shadow-Runner Sweatshirt

Description

From the Corner Booth of the Broken Die Inn (The One With the Best View of the Exits)

You don’t become a rogue by accident.
You plan for it.
You optimize for it.
And when things go wrong, you make sure they go wrong for someone else.

This “Rogue: Min-Maxed for Mischief” sweatshirt is worn by adventurers who know their build inside and out and never leave success up to chance. Warm, comfortable, and cut clean, it’s ideal for late-night planning sessions, early departures, and standing very still while someone else takes the blame.

The soft fleece lining keeps the chill off during cold watches and longer schemes, while the classic silhouette layers easily under cloaks, coats, or plausible deniability. Subtle enough not to draw attention — sharp enough to let the right people know.

Best worn by:

• Rogues who always roll with advantage
• Players who optimized everything, including wardrobe
• Adventurers who value preparation over apologies
• Anyone who’s already planned three exits

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Soft cotton face with warm fleece interior
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece for durability
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching
• Side-seamed construction with reinforced back patch

Fit Warning from Bear:
This one runs snug. If you plan to layer — or prefer freedom of movement — order one size larger than usual.

Stay warm. Stay sharp.
Because a properly min-maxed rogue never gets caught —
they get away.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!