Wizard’s Watchcap — Fireball Prepared Beanie

Description

From the Upper Hat Shelf at the Broken Die Inn – The Wizard Fireball Beanie

You can always tell a wizard by two things:
their confidence… and their preferred solution.

This fisherman-style watchcap bears the word Wizard, stitched bold and clear — with a single exception. Where the “i” should be stands a robed wizard silhouette, mid-cast, hurling a fireball as if to say “Yes, this is intentional.” Choosing to wear a fireball beanie made just for wizards speaks volumes.

It’s the sort of headwear favored by wizards who believe warmth is important (and be honest, if you are casing fireball, you know it is), preparation is essential, and that subtlety is a secondary concern at best.

The thick ribbed knit beanie keeps the cold at bay during night watches, winter roads, and long hours of study, while the snug fit stays put even when your fireball goes a little wide.

Simple. Warm. Slightly threatening.

Best worn by:

• Wizards who always prepare Fireball.
• Adventurers who respect a 20-foot radius.
• Dungeon Masters who saw this coming.
• Anyone who likes their headwear arcane and decisive, perhaps even a charming wizard beanie.

Innkeeper’s Notes

• 100% acrylic knit creates the perfect fabric for any wizard beanie owner.
• Thick, wide ribbing for warmth and durability.
• Snug, comfortable fit.
• Versatile style suited for road, town, tavern, or anywhere a fireball is cast.
• One size fits most heads.

Bear’s Advice:
If someone asks what spell you’re casting…
just point at the hat — let the wizard fireball beanie speak for itself.

Stay warm. Stay prepared.
And remember — when in doubt, add fire.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Wear your new wizard beanie with pride.