Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker Sweatshirt

Description

From the Quiet Corner of the Broken Die Inn (Where the Wildlife Listens)

Some folk hear chittering and see chaos.
A druid hears warnings, gossip, and the exact location of the best acorns in town.

This “Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” sweatshirt is worn by those who understand the wild has a language of its own — and that it’s surprisingly judgmental. Warm, comfortable, and built for steady wear, it’s the sort of garment you pull on for cool mornings, long walks, and evenings spent explaining to your party that yes, the squirrel really did say that.

The fleece-lined interior keeps the chill off while you commune with nature (or just avoid small talk), and the classic cut makes it easy to layer under cloaks, coats, or whatever passes for armor these days.

Best worn by:

• Druids of every circle
• Adventurers who trust animals more than people
• Dice goblins with a soft spot for nature
• Anyone who’s been judged by a squirrel and accepted it

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Soft cotton face with warm fleece interior
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece for durability
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with double-needle stitching
• Side-seamed construction with reinforced back patch

Fit Warning from Bear:
This sweatshirt runs a bit snug. If you plan to layer — or simply enjoy comfort — order one size larger than usual.

Listen carefully. Walk gently.
And remember — if the squirrels stop talking when you arrive…
you’ve done something wrong.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!