Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Grove-Walker’s Hooded Cloak

Description

From the Bench Near the Hearth (Where the Squirrels Keep Staring)

You’d be surprised how much a squirrel has to say — if you know how to listen.

This “Druid: Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel” hooded garment is worn by those who walk softly, listen carefully, and absolutely understand why that squirrel is judging you. Equal parts comfort and quiet confidence, it’s the sort of hoodie favored by druids, rangers, and anyone who’s ever paused mid-conversation to greet a woodland creature.

Soft on the inside and sturdy on the outside, this druid hoodie is made for cool evenings, misty mornings, and long talks with trees that don’t interrupt. The front pouch pocket keeps hands warm (or holds snacks, which squirrels appreciate), and the hood pulls up nicely when you’d rather commune with nature than people.

Best worn by:

• Druids of the old groves and newer circles
• Adventurers who prefer animals to arguments
• Dice goblins with a soft spot for nature
• Anyone who’s been warned by a chipmunk

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Soft cotton face with a warm blended interior
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket for hands, herbs, or offerings
• 3-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings
• Reinforced back patch for durability

Fit Warning from Bear:

This druid hoodie runs a bit snug. If you plan to layer — or simply enjoy breathing — order one size larger than usual.

Listen closely. Walk gently.
And remember — if the squirrels stop talking when you arrive…
you’ve done something wrong.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!