Rogue — Min-Maxed for Mischief — Travel Mug with Handle

Description

From the Counter of the Broken Die Inn

If you see a hooded figure slip out the door at dawn with one of these in hand, don’t ask questions.
They’ve already checked your pockets.

This “Rogue, Min-Maxed for Mischief” travel mug is favored by scouts, spies, lockpickers, and anyone who believes preparation is just another word for advantage. Built of sturdy steel and sealed tight against spills, it keeps your drink secure while you slip through alleyways, dodge city guards, or simply survive the morning commute.

Fits neatly in most carriage and contraption cup holders, seals well enough to survive a sudden sprint, and holds enough coffee to fuel even the most optimization-obsessed scoundrel.

Ideal for:

• Rogues, thieves, and lovable troublemakers
• Players who always know the optimal build
• Early-morning departures and late-night schemes
• Anyone who drinks their coffee like a bonus action

Innkeeper’s Notes

• Stainless steel construction
• Lead- and BPA-free materials
• Spill-resistant lid (because accidents attract attention)
• Hand-wash only — don’t trust tavern dish tubs

Available Sizes

25 oz (739 ml)

• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Press-in plastic lid

40 oz (1183 ml)

• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Screw-on lid with plastic straw

Bear’s Warning:
Always crack the lid before adding to a hot drink. Steam builds faster than suspicion in a thieves’ guild.

Drink smart. Move quietly.
Because a properly optimized rogue never spills.