Druid — Yes, I Am Fluent in Squirrel — Adventurer’s Everyday Dark Tee

Description

From The Broken Die Inn Common Room

You wouldn’t believe how many secrets a squirrel knows.

Over the years I’ve seen more than a few leaf-cloaked wanderers stroll into the Broken Die Inn, pockets full of acorns, whispering to things that most folk would just shoo away. Every single one of them swears the same thing:

“Yeah… I speak squirrel.”

This shirt is for those folk.

Whether you’re a druid of the old groves, or just someone who’s noticed the rodents around here seem far too clever for their own good, this fine cotton tee lets the world know you understand the wild better than most.

It’s sturdy enough for long roads, soft enough for long nights by the hearth, and bold enough to earn a nod of respect from any forest spirit worth its bark.

Wear it to the tavern.
Wear it to the woods.
Just don’t wear it around squirrels unless you’re ready for conversation.

Garment Notes from the Innkeeper

• 100% cotton cloth (blended for some colors, depending on the dye lot)
• Woven to keep its shape through travel, tavern brawls, and repeated washing
• Reinforced seams so it won’t unravel when you wild-shape into something larger

Bear’s advice:
If a squirrel starts staring at you after you put this on…
don’t blame me when it asks for snacks.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!