Crit Happens — Adventurer’s Everyday T-shirt

Description

From the Laundry Line Behind the Broken Die Inn

Every adventurer learns it sooner or later.

You plan.
You prepare.
You roll with confidence.

…and then the dice laugh.

This “Crit Happens” shirt is for those moments — when fate turns sideways and all you can do is own it. Worn by Dungeon Masters, dice goblins, and road-weary heroes alike, it’s a simple truth stitched into sturdy cloth: sometimes things go wrong, and that’s half the fun.

Cut from dependable cotton and shaped to hold its form through travel, tavern nights, and repeated washings, this shirt layers cleanly under cloaks, jackets, or hoodies and looks just as good at the table as it does out in the world.

It won’t fix your rolls.
But it will let everyone know you’ve been there.

Best worn by:

• Adventurers recovering from a critical failure

• Dungeon Masters who warned the party

• Players who laugh first and reroll second

• Anyone who knows luck is fickle

Innkeeper’s Notes

• 100% cotton (blended for certain colors, depending on the dye)

• Structured fit that keeps its shape

• Reinforced seams at sleeves and hem

• Taped neck and shoulders for durability

• Blank garments sourced from many corners of the realm

Fair Warnings from Bear:

• White cloth may lean off-white — blame the fabric, not magic

• Natural-colored shirts carry dark flecks, like ash after a bad roll

Wear it proud. Roll again.
Because whether you triumph or fail…
sometimes, quite simply, crit happens.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!